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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

No go.

Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does Hollywood (except Atilla and Agora) ignore the Late Roman Empire in favour of the early one?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How corporate America learnt not to mess with Texas - Financial Times

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Senators get ready to roll out a new crypto bill - Politico

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What happen if all of a sudden a movie star decides to quit acting?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Playdate’s second season is off to a great (and very weird) start - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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